February 2012
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Nothing says Tumblr is getting popular like...
Or
Jumping the shark or
Whatever we are calling it these days
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Train Simulator 2012: A Review
TS2012: Please follow along with our beginner tutorial!
Me: Cool, this should be interesting. (5 minutes pass)
TS2012: Congratulations on completing the tutorial! Now try out one of the beginner scenarios. There's more involved in running a train, but we'll let you know how to do it as time goes on.
Me: Sweet! (picks an 'easy' scenario)
TS2012: Couple the locomotive to the freight cars behind you, proceed forward with respect to the track speed limit, and arrive at the destination within 15 minutes so you can unload your passengers and your cargo. (instruction window closes, no more tutorial windows open)
Me: WHAT IS THIS I ONLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE CHOO CHOO GO FORWARD
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I've become so money tight, splurging on my...
But I haven’t had sushi in two years. It’s worth it.
This is a story about a boy named Romney.
synecdoche:
Whenever a politician gets glitter bombed, all I can think about is Britney Spears in the “Lucky” music video.
Fun Fact everyone, I saw Ms. Spears in concert during the Oops, I Did It Again tour. Also went to the WNBA all-star game that same weekend. I still don’t know why.
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January 2012
19 posts
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Trying to Batman
timenugget:
So I started this diet. Cut down on milk. No fries with meals (I eat out a lot…). Less sugar. More veggies. No Soda. I drink a lot of soda.
I started this diet last week. Sunday the 22nd. It has been a whole week since I’ve had caffeine of any form. I’m proud of myself.
Guys. I would straight up kick a velociraptor in the dick for a soda right now.
This guy. Right in the ol’...
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Approaching the age of 27 on Thursday
My caffeine tolerance is through the roof while my alcohol tolerance appears to be bottoming out on me.
I spent the last 30 minutes rewriting my story...
I lost the ability to focus and just looked at Reddit.
Journalism!
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If I had to pinpoint what bothers me most about the subject, though, it’s that...
– Drew McWeeny - What Happens When We Find The Line As Viewers? (via timenugget)
This movie is sort of full of awk.
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Anonymous asked: Oh god... don't invoke the pink poofy princess.
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2012 is the year of not being passive! sure?
As with 99% of the world, I’m not a fan of resolutions. I’m usually destined to fail at concrete ideas like “Lose Weight” or “Learn to Cook.” I’m much better at the vague but progressive declarations like “Be Healthier.”
I can safely say I’m healthier in 2012. So for 2013 (shit, the future) I’m going to be “Less...
commonrevolt:
New Music Video: fun. - “We Are Young”
realy really love this song.
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December 2011
32 posts
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
LIGHTS (32)
M83 (16)
The Gaslight Anthem (11)
The Horrible Crowes (10)
Glasvegas (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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One teachers approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
TV on the Radio (51)
The Replacements (19)
Hayes Carll (18)
Fucked Up (17)
The Horrible Crowes (13)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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matt-t:
SLEIGH BELLS - BORN TO LOSE
NEW SLEIGH BELLS VIA SPIN
I actually spent real money (not iTunes credits) on the last album. It’s also fun as shit to play on bar jukeboxes.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Fucked Up (20)
Elephant Revival (15)
JAY-Z (15)
Girl Talk (13)
Justice (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Gotta scoot fast
dumbrunningsonic:
Just drinking some Dewar's and reading Xanga posts...
How most people spend their Sunday evenings, right?
I would like to report I did not fall out of my...
But i didn’t get good sleep.