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suicideblonde:

Karen: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that. Karen: What? He’s a good kisser. Gretchen: He’s your cousin. Karen: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin. Gretchen: Right. Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh. Karen: That’s not right, is it? Gretchen: That is so not right.

Karen: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He’s a good kisser.
Gretchen: He’s your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That’s not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.

corygrimes:

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movielove:

blueskiesunrise:

Full article at : Kurt Vonnegut explains drama.

“Because we grew up surrounded by big dramatic story arcs in books and movies, we think our lives are supposed to be filled with huge ups and downs! So people pretend there is drama where there is none.”

That’s why people invent fights. That’s why we’re drawn to sports. That’s why we act like everything that happens to us is such a big deal.

We’re trying to make our life into a fairy tale.

Money is my family now,” I say haughtily after I spit out a stream of gold coins I found caught in my mouth from the dive.

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—	Wait, what.: Avoiding writing my presentation I’m making in 12 hours. Caragh has one of the funniest blogs I follow and I think she should be getting paid to write. That’s all. (via molls)

Equation

Hurr + Durr = I love chickenz!!!

''The Office' is the Most Depressing Show on Television »

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“Now Jim has developed into the most depressing archetype: a mediocre man who has already realized his full potential.”

tylercoates:

(via wondertonic)

There are certain people you love who do something else; they define how you classify what love is supposed to feel like. These are the most important people in your life, and you’ll meet maybe four or five of these people over the span of 80 years. But there’s still one more tier to all this; there is always one person you love who becomes that definition. It usually happens retrospectively, but it happens eventually. This is the person who unknowingly sets the template for what you will always love about other people, even if some of these loveable qualities are self-destructive and unreasonable. The person who defines your understanding of love is not inherently different than anyone else, and they’re often just the person you happen to meet the first time you really, really, want to love someone. But that person still wins. They win, and you lose. Because for the rest of your life, they will control how you feel about everyone

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—	Chuck Klosterman

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Penny Arcade 1st Party Polos

Dude, been waiting for these forever.

bolanwasright:

stephdubois:

kidskiddingkittens:

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andhegetsthegirl:

anonforareason:

whats up dog?

sup dawg?

smells like updog